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SEC To Coinbase: Nothing But Bitcoin 😤
Today's stories: SEC tells Coinbase to delist every coin that isn't Bitcoin, $BALD rugs and returns, and Tether sees $850M in profits for Q2.
GM. This is Degen Scoop. It’s Tuesday and the first day of August, here’s the scoop:
SEC To Coinbase: Nothing But Bitcoin 😤
BALD Meme Coin Rugs and Returns 🤪
Tether: $850M Q2 Profit 🤑
Whale Moves 🐋
Threads You CAN’T Miss 🧵

The SEC Instructed Coinbase to Cease Trading of All Cryptocurrencies Outside of Bitcoin

It has come to light that prior to suing Coinbase, the SEC had requested that the company cease trading of all coins that weren’t Bitcoin. This was due to the belief of the SEC that only Bitcoin was proven to not be a security while the others were securities. This interpretation of the law has no precedent and was not explicitly stated in the ‘regulation’ the SEC has provided.
In the lawsuit against Coinbase, the SEC accused them of operating illegally since they have not registered as an exchange. According to Armstrong, capitulating would have set terrible precedent for the industry to simply bend the knee. The rationale was that it would be best to “go to court and find out what the court says.”
The Story of $BALD

For those that have not kept up with the launch of Coinbase’s L2 Base, there have been a plethora of memecoins released with meteoric gains. The largest being that of $BALD which we alluded to yesterday morning. One user turned a small bet into $1M+, an absolutely unreal story that explains why degens do what they do.
Someone was able to turn $500 into $1.5M with $bald but still didn’t take any profits
And Now the token has crashed to nothingness
Bull or bear market, Greed will destroy you
Funny enough he might never get this opportunity again in his lifetime.
— The Wolf Of Crypto Streets (@W0LF0FCRYPT0)
1:34 PM • Jul 31, 2023
Don’t be that guy. Do take gains on the way up where you can to improve things IRL. What happened is that the deployer removed liquidity and briefly rugged the coin.
The $BALD deployer has removed all liquidity of BALD/ETH.
He bridged 9,385 $ETH to #Base, and now he holds 12,433 $ETH, earning 3,048 $ETH ($5.7M) in 2 days.
— Lookonchain (@lookonchain)
4:49 PM • Jul 31, 2023
Then the conspiracy theories began to go viral on Twitter. We’re not saying we have the answer, but crypto remains the most entertaining industry in the world.
To Summarize:
- Thousands of ETH between FTX and Bald
- Bald deployer was first voter on all sushi proposals
- Bald deployer tweets same sentence structure as SBF
- Bald deployer was biggest DYDX farmer
- Bald deployer DYDX posts sound like SBF(1/x) 👇
— hype (@hype_eth)
9:26 PM • Jul 31, 2023
I’ll leave the rest to Ansem.
so you mean to tell me the bald dev launched this memecoin, provided 8 figs in liquidity to the LP, ran it up 5 million percent in 24 hours to $50M market cap, ruggged all of the liquidity + price dropped 99%, & just added 100E back to the pool? now its up 5x again from the lows?
— Ansem 🎒 (@blknoiz06)
10:35 PM • Jul 31, 2023
Tether Breaks $850M in Profits For Q2

Tether is an interesting case in that we’re still not sure if the coin is fully backed but it has always honored every redemption. There were times this went into the billions over short periods of time. In its report, Tether reported exposure of over $72B to US treasuries. Considering how high interest rates are, it’s no wonder that Tether is a money printer for those that hold equity. Surprisingly, this capital won’t be used to expand but rather token stability.
According to Tether’s report, it is extremely liquid with 85% of its composition being held between cash and cash equivalents. Say what you will about Tether and its trustworthiness, but it continues to be part of the backbone of crypto being the most liquid stablecoin in the industry. Its success will likely attract competitors in time.

Notable NFT Sales in the Last 24 Hours / Over the Weekend:

CryptoPunk #5426 - Sold For 75 ETH ($139K)

CryptoPunk #141 - Sold FOr 74 ETH ($137K)

Notable Threads You May Have Missed:
If you trade, you lose.
If you invest, you win.Why?
Let me share the hard-earned lessons from my 7-year crypto journey.🧵 1/
— Stacy Muur (@stacy_muur)
10:57 AM • Jul 31, 2023
$BALD has rugged on over $35m 💀
I didn't sleep for 2 days and completely researched $BASE
Here is your full guide on how to never get rugged 🧵👇
— Finish 🏁 (@0xFinish)
6:47 PM • Jul 31, 2023
So... @CurveFinance was exploited this weekend...
What happened?
What were the impacts?
All you need to know about the hack below 👇
— Overcollateralized Jonny (@OvrCldJonny)
12:00 PM • Jul 31, 2023
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Conclusion
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